Eurovision Gets Humped

Putting the hump into Humperdinck since 1936

Please release me – set me free. F*ck yeah! Engelbert Humperdinck:  not only is he a Scrabble high score, the corny crooner – formerly known as Arnold Dorsey – is also flying his 75-year-old flag at the Eurovision Song contest this year. I think we will be getting more than null points on the sympathy vote alone!

Here at WhichSlotMachine, we are all Humperdinckers and occasionally crave a gently fox step down memory lane. And – because – we have to tenuously link these blogs into the wonderful world of online gaming and online slots, we thought we would pull on the tux, grow the sideburns, and have a look at a couple of ye olde online slots that continue to shine with the brilliance of Engelbert's hair cream.

Mega Moolah – as long as online slots have existed, Mega Moolah has been there with the promise of a life changing progressive jackpot win.  Most of us are sensible enough to realise we probably won't win the big one but Mega Moolah Slot pays out  – all the time. It's a great slot with a healthy payout ratio and the promise of the progressive. It's a legend.

25 lines just too much for you?  Don't worry. One old school classic is Triple Sevens. With just five paylines and an online slot machines gaming pedigree that stretches back to 1999, Triple 7 is the perfect re-creation of the kind of game Mr Humperdinck would have dropped his performance fee into – post gig in 1968. Crank the lever and play (just like Engel!)

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