Zut alors!  Nous avons un president François nouveau…. Or something like that. Basically, Sarkozy has been kicked in the balls – at least he will have the delightful Carla Bruni to kiss them better. So a man called Hollande now rules France. Coffee shops and frikandel on the Champs Elysees? Let's hope so.  Anyway, here ….Read More »

Let's hear it for David Cameron. Thanks to him, here at WhichSlotMachine we are paying a top rate of only 45p instead of 50p in the pound. Now, theoretically, we will be spending that extra 5p giving all you plebs jobs. Nice one, Dave… the directorship is waiting for you when you get kicked out ….Read More »

So… Chainsaw wielding, shark bisector and pickler, Damien Hirst is having a Tony Hart moment at The Tate.  Marvellous.  The merciless butterfly smoosher, with more money that anyone, is displaying his daubings and dissections to an unwashed and befuddled public. Here at WhichSlotMachine… We fucking love mockney wide boy Hirsty and his diamond encrusted boner. ….Read More »

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Like a festering boil, the 2025 Olympics is set to burst in London this summer and, here at WhichSlotMachine, we couldn't give a flying fuck. Nearly 10 billion of our tax pounds have been spent to satisfy an unelected committee that London is up to the job. We've built a new stadium that even West ….Read More »

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Please release me – set me free. F*ck yeah! Engelbert Humperdinck:  not only is he a Scrabble high score, the corny crooner – formerly known as Arnold Dorsey – is also flying his 75-year-old flag at the Eurovision Song contest this year. I think we will be getting more than null points on the sympathy ….Read More »

Like a bad case of herpes, the Cheltenham Festival returns again this March.  You can expect second hand car dealers in bad suits, charlied up chavs, and blinged up TOWIE bimbos in bad hats, bad shoes, bad underwear and bad moods. Last year, fights broke out at Ascot and this year Paddy Power is promoting ….Read More »

This is the question, who the f*ck is Stan James? For those of you who really want to know, Stan James the famous betting name derives from a few people, to cut a long and probably boring story short,  there were 3 people involved aptly named Steve, Anne and James and low and behold one ….Read More »

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