The Mile High Club

Happy holidays, bitches

Frequent flyer? Well, lucky fucking you. Apparently, according to latest reports: airports are total shit:  three hour delays at immigration, £10 sandwiches, baggage size Nazis, and security queues at airport security reminiscent of a Belsen welcoming committee.  Come fly with me? Go fuck yourself.

Fortunately, online casinos are now offering players pint-sized versions of their games. This means you can enjoy playing your favourite online slot – anywhere & anytime. You can enjoy a little Hulk Ultimate revenge online slot at Heathrow, Elvis Multi-Strike in Memphis,  and Call of Duty 4 next time you have a layover in Damascus.

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