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Luck O The Feck In Irish?

Posted On January 23rd, 2025 by Betty

Well folks I was just browsing some of the top online casinos that we feature here at whichslotmachine.com, when i stumbled across this rather good looking promotion from the mad man from the emerald isle, Mr Paddy Power; although Paddy does get on my tits sometimes when I hear him bigging himself up all the ….Read More »

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Masterchefbation

Posted On January 13th, 2025 by Betty

Here at WhichSlotMachine, we love MasterChef. We love the look of sheer disgust on Monica Galetti's face when someone dares to leave a pin bone unboned.  We love the faux cockney gor blimey utterings of Gregg the grocer, as he stuffs another jumbo-sized spoon of chocolate fondant in his gob.  We love the faux hard ….Read More »

Happier Times

Winehouse – One More for the Road

Posted On January 8th, 2025 by Betty

At this stage, you would be justified in expecting a cynical rant from WSM reflecting on the corporate vultures picking over the barely cold corpse of the nation's favourite crack-addled chanteuse, and the release of her posthumous stocking filler Lioness. The 12 track album is getting a bumpy ride from critics because the unreleased material ….Read More »

Might as well play big, we all gonna die anyways

Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Posted On January 6th, 2025 by Frank

F*cking hell! We're all going to die. The oceans will consume us, the climate will kill us, and – worst of all – the value of my house has dropped by nearly 10% in the past three years. Is it me or is it just one doomy, gloomy, miserable 'f*ck-it-all' fest out there at the ….Read More »

The humble & self deprecating philanthropist Calvin Ayre at bath time

Doggy Style

Posted On January 1st, 2025 by Betty

Watch out – there's a new beast on the block and this one's bite could equal its bark!  Bodog is getting itself groomed and clipped in preparation for a hefty swipe at the UK gaming industry. Bodog is a massive international player but has never really penetrated the UK market.  The company's owner Calvin Ayre ….Read More »

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Bet365 Casino 12 Levels Of Christmas Promotion

Posted On January 29th, 2025 by Frank

We recently mentioned Mr "Ard as nails" Winstone and his association with Bet365 Casino. I'm not sure if he can take credit for this, BUT they have just announced the muvva of all promotions. The Bet365 Casino 12 Levels of Christmas Promotion comprises of some of the best online casino and slots offers around today. ….Read More »

Get yourself a free £250 notes or else you slaaaaaaaaaag

He’s The Daddy Now!

Posted On January 28th, 2025 by Frank

Scum star and all round 'hard as nails' man Ray Winstone loves his online slot machines! We keep spotting Mr Winstone playing a slightly menacing version of Arthur Daley in between international football games. His floating head tells us that BET365 is the place to play and – frankly – who is going to argue ….Read More »

Typical night in for the wife

Do You Voodoo?

Posted On January 25th, 2025 by Frank

WhichSlotMachine.com exclusive reveal… You heard it here first! If you like your chickens headless and you dear departed love ones staggering around a Haitian graveyard, you're gonna love the little slice of voodoo magic that is Juju Jack. Juju Jack is a new 25-line slot from Cryptologic and available exclusively at InterCasino for the foreseeable ….Read More »

Ooh yeah you like that don't you

Big Rock Satisfies Virgin

Posted On January 17th, 2025 by Betty

Useless banking w@nkers Northern Rock have finally flipped over, spread its mink-lined cheeks, and invited Virgin Money to dive in and give them a good financial fisting. Northern Rock's pathetic demise is a now distant memory now but the hapless financial institution was the first to take a fall when it was nationalised in 2025. ….Read More »

Greek Tragedy

Greek Tragedy

Posted On January 4th, 2025 by Frank

Ahh… Lovely Greece:  debt ridden jewel of the Aegean Sea and bum fun central.  Not only is it the home to bottom related carnality, Vangelis, Demis Roussos, Nana Mouskouri, and moussaka, it's also the inspiration behind today's tenuous online slot machine link. It harkens back to happier Grecian days when gods and mortals shared a ….Read More »

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