Here at WhichSlotMachine, we love MasterChef.
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We love the look of sheer disgust on Monica Galetti's face when someone dares to leave a pin bone unboned. We love the faux cockney gor blimey utterings of Gregg the grocer, as he stuffs another jumbo-sized spoon of chocolate fondant in his gob. We love the faux hard bastard head chef act from Michel Roux. It all makes for top entertainment.
But MasterChef has a problem. I'm giving it 110%. I'm playing for a place in the final. I know I've got more to give. Endless pause. Dramatic tension. Long bass tone rattling my television speaker.
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