Euro Slots

Congratulations David Cameron you xenophobic, self-interested, potato-headed numpty. You've said f*ck Europe and made a lot of Daily Mail readers very happy.  In itself: a very bad thing.

Nice one Dave

Here at WhichSlotMachine, we embrace and love our European chums because that's where a lot of our favourite online casinos – featuring lovely online slots – tend to reside.

On the Barbary ape-filled tumor on the Southern tip of Spain, known as Gibraltar, you will find both PartyGaming and Mansion among many other tax avoiding entities. Mind you: all good news for us online slots fans. Less tax = more cash in the prize pool.

In the fair isle of rabbit eating Malta, we find lovely Cryptologic and its groovy  InterCasino slot machines  – including Noughty Crosses and Juju Jack, among many other financially advantaged online gaming enterprises.

What we don't find is some snooty tory backbencher who last visited his constituency in 1985 and considers Europe the home of garlic eating surrender monkeys, nazi collaborating nordic suicide jobs, and feckless hoardes of horse eating hispanics.  Europe is great. Online casinos live there and the food is better.

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