Happy days at online casino 32Red as they fill up with tears and clutch the award for Casino Operator of the Year.
Apparently, this award is prestigious and highly sought after. Hence, they are one happy little bunch of hung-over bunnies as we speak. e-Gaming review dished out the honours at their annual 'dishing out the honours' celebration at some suitably grand venue.
Can I get paid now please?
There were probably large tables of drunk and coke-fuelled executives, enjoying an evening out on the company dime, eating over-priced hastily prepared food from a kitchen used to catering to crowds on a budget.
No doubt some quasi-famous comedian or celebrity was on hand to crack jokes and earn a £5,000 personal appearance fee performing before an audience of people he probably loathes (it was Rufus Hound).
"I would like to thank everyone…" would have been the start to more than 50% of the acceptance speeches during the night, as the host looked on with glazed and slightly confused eyes wondering what the fuck a Network Operator is.
In amongst all this, are team 32Red Casino who are 'delighted to be able to add this title to our portfolio of awards'.
How touching: to be added to a portfolio.
Anyway… Here at WhichSlotMachine.com, the over-riding feeling is hate and jealousy. For the record: as soon as we are even nominated for one of these awards, we will kneel and suck corporate cock – with the rest of them - till the cows come home.
"I would like to thank everyone…."
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