Posts in the ‘Insider’ Category

Fuck the Poor
Posted On March 21st, 2025 by adminLet's hear it for David Cameron. Thanks to him, here at WhichSlotMachine we are paying a top rate of only 45p instead of 50p in the pound. Now, theoretically, we will be spending that extra 5p giving all you plebs jobs. Nice one, Dave… the directorship is waiting for you when you get kicked out ….Read More »

Lots of Lovely Lobby Lolly
Posted On March 3rd, 2025 by BettyWhat a surprise: donating money to the Conservative Party can influence policy. Here at WhichSlotMachine, we often break out a bargain bucket with Dave and Samantha in order to guarantee priority access to the inside track on online slots. It's a well known fact that Dave loves his slots and looks after his homies. When ….Read More »

Whitney Slot Machine
Posted On February 20th, 2025 by PunterKnock knock, knock knock, knock knock… Come on Whitney, I'm dying for a sh1t. Did you know that Whitney Houston's God mother was Aretha Franklin? Did you know that she was the cousin of Dionne Warwick? Did you know that Whitney was a massive fan and admirer of WhichSlotMachine? It's incredible but true. When the ….Read More »

The Farmville Cash Cow
Posted On January 24th, 2025 by BettyZynga – the company responsible for a multitude of Facebook games – is thinking about having a punt. The San Francisco company which developed Farmville and Zyngapoker is thinking 'hey – we may live where the hippies used to hang out but – f*ck it – let's make some money'. Zynga is considering several proposals ….Read More »

888 OK
Posted On January 29th, 2025 by FrankIn times of recession and hardship – what do you do? Well, according to online gaming company 888 Holdings Plc, we all stay in, watch television, and gamble online. Apparently, we are playing more online slots than ever and the results from one of the world's biggest online casinos seem to back this up. The ….Read More »

In The Red
Posted On January 8th, 2025 by FrankHappy days at online casino 32Red as they fill up with tears and clutch the award for Casino Operator of the Year. Apparently, this award is prestigious and highly sought after. Hence, they are one happy little bunch of hung-over bunnies as we speak. e-Gaming review dished out the honours at their annual 'dishing out ….Read More »

Doggy Style
Posted On January 1st, 2025 by BettyWatch out – there's a new beast on the block and this one's bite could equal its bark! Bodog is getting itself groomed and clipped in preparation for a hefty swipe at the UK gaming industry. Bodog is a massive international player but has never really penetrated the UK market. The company's owner Calvin Ayre ….Read More »

He’s The Daddy Now!
Posted On January 28th, 2025 by FrankScum star and all round 'hard as nails' man Ray Winstone loves his online slot machines! We keep spotting Mr Winstone playing a slightly menacing version of Arthur Daley in between international football games. His floating head tells us that BET365 is the place to play and – frankly – who is going to argue ….Read More »

Angels And Devils
Posted On January 25th, 2025 by BettyANOTHER WhichSlotMachine.com Exclusive! No… They haven't created a slot based on Dan Brown's dire 2000 shit-fest novel about the Catholic church. Although, I'm sure that's in the works. Nope… Horns and Halos is a Heaven and Hell based online slot and the first 15-payline slot from online slots software developers Cryptologic. The game will appear ….Read More »

Street fighter hits the slots
Posted On January 25th, 2025 by BettyA WhichSlotMachine Exclusive! Ah… Sweet Ryu with your combo moves. Older gamers will remember when video games were two dimensional and – frankly – a little shit. Street Fighter was a ground breaking game where you controlled kung fu ass kicker Ryu against increasingly challenging opponents. Well… We can confirm that the new game on ….Read More »