Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock… Come on Whitney, I'm dying for a sh1t. Did you know that Whitney Houston's God mother was Aretha Franklin? Did you know that she was the cousin of Dionne Warwick? Did you know that Whitney was a massive fan and admirer of WhichSlotMachine?
Just one more hit on the reels ?
It's incredible but true. When the drug addled diva wasn't burning rocks, there was nothing more she liked than settling down for a quiet evening in playing her favourite online slot machine at the worlds’ most controversial gaming site!!
Personally, I would rather lick the arse sweat from Eamon Holmes's sweaty – post This Morning – bum crack than ever listen to Whitney wailing f*cking Houston's rendition of 'I Will Always Love You'. It's Dolly Parton's song. She sings it better and she's got better tits.
Anyway, the online gaming and online slots business awaits the verdict on what online slots, the 'I don't think she'll be advertising bubble bath anytime soon' singer LOVES to play…
First up: any online slot with Cleopatra in the title. It goes without saying that divas stick together. Whitney would have loved nothing more than rocking out with the first lady of the Pharaohs and enjoying a little cleopatra slots action with Gold, Cleopatra 2, or even the Cleopatra Megajackpot game on the menu.
Right now, Whitney would probably be considering a game of Net Ent's Frankenstein. Reincarnation – even with an abnormal brain is something that Bobby Brown's joint roller would be all in favour of. Great game – seriously.
Finally, we think Whitney would have loved playing the Millionaire's Club slots over at Cryptologic. With a progressive jackpot that would keep Ms Houston in crack until Christmas, it's the online slot that every moneyed online gamer loves to play.
Whitney… We will always miss you. Record labels… FFS… No need to overreact.. No need to re-release 'that' single…
