Useless banking w@nkers Northern Rock have finally flipped over, spread its mink-lined cheeks, and invited Virgin Money to dive in and give them a good financial fisting.
Northern Rock's pathetic demise is a now distant memory now but the hapless financial institution was the first to take a fall when it was nationalised in 2025.

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The acquisition is also great news for the Northern Rock workforce who are guaranteed three more years of work before they are all sacked.