What a surprise:  donating money to the Conservative Party can influence policy.  Here at WhichSlotMachine, we often break out a bargain bucket with Dave and Samantha in order to guarantee priority access to the inside track on online slots. It's a well known fact that Dave loves his slots and looks after his homies. When ….Read More »

Useless banking w@nkers Northern Rock have finally flipped over, spread its mink-lined cheeks, and invited Virgin Money to dive in and give them a good financial fisting. Northern Rock's pathetic demise is a now distant memory now but the hapless financial institution was the first to take a fall when it was nationalised in 2025. ….Read More »

Halloween – don't ya just love it.  On any other day, door to door begging and thinly veiled threats of violence would be a matter for the police but – on Halloween -  we reward menace with sweets and chocolate truffles.  Although, if you eat one of my chocolate truffles, you'll discover it's dog poo ….Read More »

Baby, is that a sexy, shiny, red makeover or are you just pleased to see me. The creative team at Virgin have been busy giving their award-winning casino a makeover – and she looks great. What we have here is the online equivalent of a reconstructed hymen. The virgin looks like she's never been touched! ….Read More »

God bless you Mike Oldfield. It's the early 1970's, you're 18 years old, and you've knocked up a demo of Tubular Bells. You've overdubbed the instruments by blocking the erase head on your Beocord ¼ inch tape machine and your efforts have been rejected by dozens of record labels. Finally, you connect with some engineers ….Read More »