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We think the EU has got it right. OK… So, it is a little tough on those careful lady drivers. As I angrily parp my hooter and call you a Mother****ing c****ucking p**ce of lowlife c*** from the car, there is a very persuasive argument that a highway horror like myself should pay more into that insurance pot.

However, I've seen you adjusting your lippy in the rear-view mirror and filtering blindly onto the motorway. Let's face it: we're all awful drivers from time to time.

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This entry was posted by Frank on Wednesday, March 2nd, 2025 at 6:58 pm and is filed under The Shout.