Might as well play big, we all gonna die anyways
F*cking hell! We're all going to die. The oceans will consume us, the climate will kill us, and – worst of all – the value of my house has dropped by nearly 10% in the past three years.
Is it me or is it just one doomy, gloomy, miserable 'f*ck-it-all' fest out there at the moment? Here in the ivory towers of WhichSlotMachine, we keep our heads down and just get on with the job of bringing you the latest news and special offers from the world of online slots and gaming.
In these dire times, it is good to play online slot machines that will bring a smile to your face. Here are a few genuinely online slots to bring a smile to your face.
Dr Lovemore Slot: classy 20-line five reel slot from Playtech that's pretty much guaranteed to induce paranoia the next time you go in for either a prostate examination or a smear test. When Dr Lovemore's not pushing a prolapsed rectum back up the poop chute, he likes to whip out a packet of three and make a play for the ladies. It's worth a spin.
Hitman Slot: We didn't say they were all going to be funny. If your idea of entertainment is a knife fight or a good garrotting down your local Wetherspoons, Hitman slots is the sociopathic slot for you!. Entertainment comes in the form of assassination. Well, if you feel so pissed you could kill someone – fill yer boots!
Juju Jack Slot: Been banging on about this slot a lot recently. However, any game with voodoo as a theme and a graphic of a headless chicken gets our vote. Let it cast its spell over you today!
